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“I am ready to breastfeed you till the world ends” – Nigerian lady celebrates her boyfriend

A Nigerian Lady identified as Mercy Ada Jesus is currently trending on social media after she penned down a heartfelt message to celebrate her boyfriend.

The lady who is obviously head over heels in love with her man shared loved-up photos and wrote an epistle that contained both deep and hilarious sentences.

Sharing the photos, she wrote;

“You have made me to stop wearing pants. U just keep on tearing my pants and destroying my bras. You are nothing but
My womb shifter
My pant remover
My waist bender
My pu**y general manager
My pu**y key holder and unlock

Ur d**k is my life ❤??. May u live long. My Indonesian Boyfriend. Am ready to breast feed u till world ends my heartbeat.

Pls if e pain u, go and hug transformer.”

In another post, she wrote;

“I don’t know why I love u so much, until I find the reason I will never stop loving u. But I wish never to have any reason for loving u.

I don’t care if u destroy all my pants and bras, cause I just find out u like tearing my pants and bras each time u want to enter the promised land u paid visa for. Keep on tearing my pants and bras na u buy am is ur money, since ur favourite food is sucking breast I will forever breastfeed u, suck them with no mercy. I just love the way u always separate my two tiny mosquito legs, one for lagos other one to Kaduna. ?? chai uwa bu nke Chukwu

My pant remover
My pu**y general manager
My waist bender
My womb shifter
My account creditor
My pu**y key holder and unlock
My Indonesian boyfriend ❤❤

E pain u? ?.”

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