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NASA finds message from God on Mars

mars-rover-landing-sequence-landed_57831_600x450-e1370802150752-257x166This is amazing. NASA revealed a discovery which proves the existence of God. They claim they found messages like the 10commandments written on two tablets in a cave up in Mars according to them, these messages could only have been dropped there by God himself

 According to Daily Currant…
NASA announced today that its Curiosity Rover has found an unambiguous message from God written on tablets in a Martian cave.

According to an official press release two giant stone slabs the size of small elephants were located deep inside a cavern abutting Aeolis Mons, a large mountain.

Upon one tablet is a copy of the Ten Commandments and the text of John 3:16 written in 12 languages – including English, Spanish, Chinese, Basque and Hebrew. On the other tablet is a simple message in English reading “I am real.”

According to top scientists who have studied the discovery extensively, these findings may have definitively established Christianity as the one true religion.

“This is amazing,” says Syms Covington, an Australian researcher working for NASA’s Mars Exploration Program. “We went into the cave looking for water, and we found proof of God’s existence instead.
Genesis 1:1″I mean how else did those tablets get there? I can tell you one thing: there’s not a single atheist inside NASA’s control room now. What we saw was jaw-dropping.”

NASA’s Curiosity rover arrived on Mars in August of last year with a mission to explore the Martian climate and geology for signs for habitability.

Thus far the mission has been a success, with the discovery of an ancient seabed and chemicals needed for life suggesting that Mars was once suitable for life.

However the tablets, both of which are signed “Peace and Love – Yahweh,” represent the rover’s most significant find to date, and is perhaps the most important scientific event in history.

“When people find out about this, they will demand change in our society,” explains a political scientist at Georgetown University. “Democracy will have to give way to theocracy. We’re gonna have to build more churches and reintroduce prayer into schools. Abortion is defiantly going to be illegal within a few months.”

Despite its potential significance, Covington fears that the Earth-shattering discovery may not make the impact it should.

“Unfortunately, the mainstream media is so anti-Christian, they might not even pick up this story,” he explains. “But God is real. We have proof. And everyone deserves to hear the truth.”

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9 comments

  1. I believe Christianity is the only true religion on earth.

  2. Amazing how many christians fell for satire !
    But then they fell for the bible …..

  3. You people know that the Daily Currant (the origin of this story) is a satirical website right? You should be reading this like you are hearing it from Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live. Here is another of their great headlines: “Supreme Court Rules Gays Have Equal Right to Carry Guns Into Schools”

  4. God is real. He is enough for me. Just give me Jesus and I’ll be satisfied. *smiles*

  5. “God is Real”. That is enough for me. Give me the Ten Commandment, give me Jesus and I will be just fine.

  6. It is time for the world to know that “God is Real, and the Ten Commandment is the Words of God.”

  7. Believe it or not, mars discovery or not, God is real. Period.

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