Joke of The Day: Women?

Posted by @StraitTwistedMe in Jokes on November 4, 2012

A husband sent a text to his wife last
night, “Hi babe I’m at the pub with some lads,
please try and wash all my dirty
clothes and make sure you prepare my
favourite dish before I return.” (50 minutes later)

The man sent another text, “Babe I
forgot to tell you that I got an increase
in my salary at the end of the month I’m
getting you a new car” She text back immediately, “Omg really?” He replied,”No I just wanted to make sure
you got my first message.”

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